Only Long Lane, Hillingdon divided them - Russell Grant born on Harvey Road, 5th February 1951. Walker 'born' on Berkley Road, 30th April 1980. Briefly (re)united in the nineties, Grant only knowing Walker's name as an unused sub for Larkspur Rovers.The teamsheet collected from the clubhouse, which sold still-sealed copies of Zodiac Jukebox.
To the present day and Walker is in personal crisis, his peers 'leaning in' to pathetic fallacies - circling their tanks with threadbare talk of Albion's eldritch compost and eerie bracked.
Unable to find a copy of, and subsequently emulate Grant's LP, Walker surrenders of his personal dignity and creates his own autobiography in audio form.
